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Jan. 30th, 2006

07:30 am - Best thing ever

Shapoopi on Family Guy!!

How great was that?!?!?!

It made me think of James Welsch and Bradley Jasper....


Ah, the memories...

Jan. 26th, 2006

12:04 pm

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Stilllife!

  1. Stilllifeology is the study of stilllife.
  2. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for stilllife, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!
  3. Reindeer like to eat stilllife.
  4. There are six towns named stilllife in the United States.
  5. California is the biggest exporter of stilllife in the world!
  6. Stilllife is actually a mammal, not a fish.
  7. Stilllife has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
  8. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up stilllife!
  9. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching stilllife.
  10. During World War II, Americans tried to train stilllife to drop bombs.
I am interested in - do tell me about

Jan. 9th, 2006

08:50 pm - And yet you want to make this work...

I am walking
Out in the rain
And I am listening to the low moan
Of the dial tone again
And I am getting
NOWHERE WITH YOU
And I can't let it go
And I can't get through...
The old woman behind the pink curtains
And the closed door
On the first floor
She's listening through the air shaft
To see how long our swan song can last
And both hands
Now use both hands
Oh, no don't close your eyes
I am writing
Graffitti on your body
I am drawing the story of
How hard we tried
I am watching your chest rise and fall
Like the tides of my life,
And the rest of it all
And your bones have been my bedframe
And your flesh has been my pillow

I've waiting for sleep
To offer up the deep
With both hands
In each other's shadows we grew less and less tall
And eventually our theories couldn't explain it all

And I'm recording our history now on the bedroom wall
And when we leave the landlord will come
And paint over it all
And I am walking
Out in the rain
And I am listening to the low moan of the dial tone again
AND I AM GETTING NOWHERE WITH YOU
And I can't let it go
And I can't get though

So now use both hands
Please use both hands
Oh, no don't close your eyes
I am writing graffitti on your body
I am drawing the story of how hard we tried
Hard we tried

Current Mood: gloomygloomy
Current Music: Both Hands

Nov. 29th, 2005

05:25 pm

You think I'd be passed it by now, wouldn't you???

Current Mood: sadsad

Nov. 17th, 2005

09:47 am - I knew it!!! I am a Red Headed Bitch!!!!


Which HP Kid Are You?

Oct. 15th, 2005

09:53 am - Unusually High?? I think that is pushing it!!!

Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMf)

We almost called you Brutus the Uterus and attached this picture:



But we figured you wouldn't understand, and rightly so. We don't understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain--riding your way to conquest after conquest.

Your sexual avarice is legendary. You've already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.

Your exact opposite:
The Sonnet

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer
Personality-wise, you're carefree and relatively easy-going. You don't plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with her younger brother. Hence the 'brutal' tag we've given you.

But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you'll be fine. There's nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.


AVOID: The Sonnet
CONSIDER: The Stiletto, Genghis Khunt, The Playstation


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: wyldfire80

Oct. 12th, 2005

12:43 pm - I concur with egwitches!

Your Birthdate: June 9

Your birth on the 9th day of the month adds a tone of idealism and humanitarianism to your nature.
You become one who can work easily with people because you are broadminded, tolerant and generous.
You are ever sensitive to others' needs and feelings, and you are very sympathetic and compassionate.

Your feeling run deep and you often find yourself in dramatically charged situations.
This 9 energy always tends to give more that it gets.
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Oct. 11th, 2005

02:53 pm - Hmm...




You're a Komodo Dragon!

While many people like to talk about running off to be the vicious
dictator of a small distant island, you feel you have more potential to follow
through on this plan than anyone. Big, strong, muscular, and a teensy bit
vindictive, you feel you could overpower anyone who tried to question your
authority. When not taking over the world, island by island, you enjoy sunning
yourself on the beach. You have an absurdly long tongue.



Take the Animal Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Sep. 27th, 2005

11:16 am - Some Post-Vacation Games...

You are a

Social Liberal
(61% permissive)

and an...

Economic Liberal
(23% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Democrat




Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid





You Are A: Kitten!

kitty catCute as can be, kittens are playful, mischevious, and ever-curious. Kittens are often loving, but are known to scratch or bite when annoyed. These adorable animals are the most popular pets in the United States--37% of American households have at least one cat. Whether it is your gentle purr or your disarming appearance, you make a wonderful kitten.

You were almost a: Duck or a Bear Cub
You are least like a: Groundhog or a LambWhat Cute Animal Are You?

Sep. 7th, 2005

09:41 am - Such a sheep -- I even tried to avoid it the last time around.

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
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